Sirupuu Vedigalll - Jokes ! !

A Software company Employee to Municipality Sweeper,"I have Degree, Knowledge and good status in society"..
what about u?
Sweeper: I have a permanent job..!

Tamil hero's next file tittles:

Rajni: Robot, Remote car, Plane, Battery train
Vijayakanth: Dharmapuri, Salem, Namakkal, Erode..
Vijay: Villu, ambu, Vundi koll, remote thuppaakki..
Ajith: Agaen, Bgaen, Cgaen, Dgaen,
Suriya: Vaaranam aayiram, rendaaiyiram, naalaiyuram.. pinbilikki pilaakkii..
Jeeva: Thenavattu, kolaputtu, koluppu, nakkal..
Vishal: Sathyam, subham, Santham, Sree
Simbu: Silambattam, Oyilattam, maiyilaatam, korangattam, karagattam.
Barath: Seval, vaathu, maina, pura,


While a Monkey crossing the road,
Wife: Ennaaanga unga Sondhakaaranga yaaro pooraru paarunga..
Husband: En maamanaara enakku theriyadha enna?
wife..?

Varanaam aayiram dialogue in chennai toungue..
Indhaamae Malini..Naan dhaanmae Kishtannn..
Unnanda sollie aavanum, aana nee avloo azhaga keera..I
nga endha oru baemaaniyum evloo sokka paarthukira maattan..
Appaala naan unna daavadikkuren..

What is the best punishment in the world to a girl
Give new clothes,
Jewels,Cosmetics,etc..
and lock her in a room WITHOUT A MIRROR to see..

In Kandhasamy movie,
Vikram's costumes costs 75 Lakhs
But in the same film,Shreya's costume costs 1 crore
MORALVara Vara Kerchief rates lam kanna pinna nu eritte pogudhu..

LKG:
Girl: Pencil tharuviya?
Boy: Miss kitta solliduven..
4th:
Girl: Pencil Thariya?
Boy: Indhaa..
12th
Girl: Pen kudukka mudiyuma?
Boy: oh my god.. Black or blue enna color venum?
College:
Boy: Un pen sariya eluthala nu nenaikuren, indha.. ennoda pen use pannikoo
OFFICE:
Boy: Pudhusa pen vaangi irukken, nee first eludhi paarthuttu kudu..
EPPADI IRUNDHAVANA IPPADI AAKKITAANGAYA.....